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Things to Do to Sesshoumaru
Here's my little list of things to torture Sesshoumaru.
- Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he
already does- HA!)
- Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as
a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.
- Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death
- Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death
- Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany
Spears
- Stick bubble gum in his tail
- Show him what Viz has done to him
- Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat
- Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou
(okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)
- Wax his head without the wax
- Smack him every time he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru")- ahh,
just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.
- Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it
- Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies
of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha
- Continuously question his gender
- Play pin the tail on the dog demon
- Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck and keep saying, "Oswari!"
- Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fan girls
- When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fan girls
- Paint his claws pink with permanent nail polish and watch him try to take
it off
- Make him show gang signs to a group of gangsters and watch them beat him
up
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